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Tuesday, December 9, 2008

JOKE OF THE DAY!



A MAN IS HELPING THIS WOMAN FILL OUT AN APPLICATION FOR A JOB

HE LOOKS AT THE APPLICATION AND IT SAYS "PREVIOUS EMPLOYMENT" SO ASKED HER WHAT SHE WAS DOING PREVIOUS TO THIS.

SHE SAID PUT WHORE.

THE MAN WITH A STUCK FACE SAYS ... YOU CANT PUT WHORE ON THE APPLICATION. YOU HAVE TO SAY SOMETHING ELSE!

SHE SAYS PUT PROSTITUTE!

THE MAN SAYS HOLY SHYT WOMAN, THATS THE DICTIONARY DEFINITION OF WHORE! YOU CANT PUT THAT ON A JOB APPLICATION. YOU MUST HAVE HAD ANOTHER JOB THAT YOU CAN PUT ON THE APPLICATION.

SHE SAYS, OK, OK, OK PUT CHICKEN FARMER!

THE MAN SAYS, YES, YES CHICKEN FARMER. OK, THATS GOOD. THEN HE ASKED, SO YOU REALLY WORKED ON A FARM BEFORE?

SHE SAID .. HELL NO! BUT YOU KNOW HOW MUCH COCKS I RAISED!!!

L M F A O!!!

4 Retort(s):

**trucee writer** said...

thats funny!!! if i ever saw that on an application after reading this...i'd die...and then i'd hire whoever right on the spot for being so fucking bold lol

Vegas International said...

yooooooo

that shyt was fuckin hillarious!!
I saw it on a video my moms got from Jamaica, funny thing was, it was a bajan comedian. I wanted to post it (found it on youtube), but ppl really would not understand two words he is saying because his accent is crraaaaaaaazy!!

CXXVII said...

your stupid!

Beautifully.Conjured.Up said...

LOL!!!

Good one :)