LISTEN MOTHERFUCKAS,
I know NYC is the largest city in the US by far, and ppl come here by the boatloads, but i really need to tell you country ass motherfuckas who decided yall want to stay here that certain things are JUST NOT OK!!! WHEN IN ROME, DO AS THE ROMANS DO, or in this situation, when in NY, do as a New Yorker would do.
That being said, i dont care what you used to do in Memphis, Clevaland, Dade County, Oklahoma City, PG County, Norfolk, or any other fuckin country ass city you came from, but in NEW YORK CITY, wearing Coogi Dresses and Coogi Sweaters is NOT OK!!!!
I REPEAT .... COOGI IS NOT POPPIN IN NYC!!!
I was not born in NYC (im a transplant myself) but, i have been here since 1985. I have seen many trends come and go and come back again. So yes, you can wear big door knocker earings and rope chains again, yes, i guess its "cool" to have saggy pants again, and yes motherfuckas are wearing arab scarfs, BUT NO NO NO NO on the fuckin Coogi!!! WTF!!!!!
So before you come out ya house looking a hot fucing mess and decided that you want to take 10,000 pics in a fucking club, make sure you look proper!! I dont care where you are from, what you think is cool, and who you know that cosigns this shyt (THIS ISNT KANSAS ANYMORE TOTO!!)
AND ... if by chance you are still wearing Coogi and are actually in fact from NYC, kill yaself, because you have already died a fashion death!
If you need help see ELLE (you can jock her fresh), I dont have time to assist you motherfuckas unless your paying me. She will do it for the love, ill do it for a check. However, She is my go to person, You will be in good hands!
AND ... if by chance you are still wearing Coogi and are actually in fact from NYC, kill yaself, because you have already died a fashion death!
If you need help see ELLE (you can jock her fresh), I dont have time to assist you motherfuckas unless your paying me. She will do it for the love, ill do it for a check. However, She is my go to person, You will be in good hands!
