WHEN IN ROME DO AS THE ROMANS DO (THIS SHYT IS NOT OK)

LISTEN MOTHERFUCKAS,

I know NYC is the largest city in the US by far, and ppl come here by the boatloads, but i really need to tell you country ass motherfuckas who decided yall want to stay here that certain things are JUST NOT OK!!! WHEN IN ROME, DO AS THE ROMANS DO, or in this situation, when in NY, do as a New Yorker would do.

That being said, i dont care what you used to do in Memphis, Clevaland, Dade County, Oklahoma City, PG County, Norfolk, or any other fuckin country ass city you came from, but in NEW YORK CITY, wearing Coogi Dresses and Coogi Sweaters is NOT OK!!!!

I REPEAT .... COOGI IS NOT POPPIN IN NYC!!!

I was not born in NYC (im a transplant myself) but, i have been here since 1985. I have seen many trends come and go and come back again. So yes, you can wear big door knocker earings and rope chains again, yes, i guess its "cool" to have saggy pants again, and yes motherfuckas are wearing arab scarfs, BUT NO NO NO NO on the fuckin Coogi!!! WTF!!!!!

So before you come out ya house looking a hot fucing mess and decided that you want to take 10,000 pics in a fucking club, make sure you look proper!! I dont care where you are from, what you think is cool, and who you know that cosigns this shyt (THIS ISNT KANSAS ANYMORE TOTO!!)

AND ... if by chance you are still wearing Coogi and are actually in fact from NYC, kill yaself, because you have already died a fashion death!

If you need help see ELLE (you can jock her fresh), I dont have time to assist you motherfuckas unless your paying me. She will do it for the love, ill do it for a check. However, She is my go to person, You will be in good hands!

YOU ONLY KNOW WHAT YOU SEE, YOU DONT UNDERSTAND WHAT IT TAKES TO BE ME!!

Alright listen, I don't claim to be a paparazzi's most favorite target or Warren Buffet (currently Richest Man in the World for those who done know) but I'm definitely someone who people look at and admire, hate, respect, like, are impressed by, wish to be like, and sometimes even disappointed with. I have no problem with Haters or Admirers; the problem I have is that you people think imitating me will lead to the same results, this goes for women and men!


This is just a little advice for the women who watch me daily, hang out with me occasionally and wish the could see me regularly. Trying to do what i do and expect me to react the way you do is quite assanine boo. If you don't call me for a month and hopefully two, I'm not trippin, so because you are when i didn't hit you all that means is that you should not be trying to evoke your feelings of neglect in me by doing the things i do (thats like trying to sell a car to a car salesman using his own pitch, dont you think i can see right through that??) People are different and have different triggers, you have to learn how to deal with a nigga that way you know what buttons to push and when not to push them. I'm all for a strong women and showing that your are independent, but please don't think my life is going to pause because you're not around. "Life is all about Options" and i live mine so that i always have some.

As you for you groupie ass niggas watching what I do, where i go and who I'm in touch with does not mean you will be traveling down the same road as me, you might think you are on teh same road, but you're not! (the realestate on Madison and 59 is much different than what is one 11th and 59th) Imitating me does not mean you will have the same success, you don't know what I'm doing when your not watching or who I know to make my plans come to fruition. So to be as generic as possible - "Stop Jocking My Fresh" The only way to be as clean as me is to be me - but I guess I can't blame you for watching me! I watched the people I wanted to be like while I grew up. The thing is, you're not supposed to imitate, you are supposed to observe then try to recreate! You can't reinvent the wheel, but you can make it more efficient and more appealing to those who utilize it. So please, for you own manhood and dignity start creating, trust me, it works much better than imitating - If not for you do it for your pride (if yall still have any)!