Due to some recent conversations i have had with friends, associates, and just some nasty ass people i know, it has come to my attention that we are a culture of NASTY FUCKERS!!
When i say nasty i dont mean "bum on the street dirty" or "You Disgust me dirty" ... i mean Brit Spears / Christina Aguilera dirty / Old School Madonna
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We seem to live for Taboo Behavior. If its not looked down upon by society, then the MANY of us dont even want to be bothered with it. We seem to be Taboo / Adrenalin Junkies that live on the edge, do craazy things, and live with secrets that you are just dying to share with someone. If we cant get in trouble for doing it, we dont really want to do it anymore. We are governed by our own will for naughty behavior... GOT TO LOVE IT!
NONE OF THESE THINGS I CONDEMN, CONDONE, or DENY!!
THIS IS JUST MY LIST OF THINGS I HAVE HEARD PEOPLE DO AND SAY THAT I FIND TO BE FREAKIN HILLARIOUS!!!!
FELLAS - How many times have you tried to get at a girl and when she tells you she is Married / Engaged / Involved / Seeing someone it turns you on even more..
LADIES - You all can not be "Bi Sexual." As main stream as you might feel the Bi Sexual ladies are, it is still very much of an Adrenalin thing for some ladies. Just the idea and the though of being w/ another women turns them on b/c they think "what would people think" or "that is soo naughty, i shouldnt be doin this" i have heard this from them, not making this stuff up..
FELLAS - When you figure out she wants to give you the vertical moistness, why is the 1st thing that goes through your mind... "Hmm, i wonder how freaky she is, then you start to think about all kinds of reckless places to have sex just to keep shyt interesting!!
LADIES - You have become the "NEW BREED OF CHEATERS" .. It seems like if a woman does not have a Man & a Jump off she is going to be bored in life. The number of women who get their rush from behaving badly w/ someone who is not the person they should be with is astonishingly high. Ladies you think would never, and could never, and are just such "good girls" are some of the nastiest, freakiest, most surprising ones.. TRUST!!!
EVERYONE -- WHY DOES EVERYONE HAVE TO HAVE A HUSTLE!! I know NYC is an expensive place to live, but there is no reason for no one to have a job & everyone has money...
LADIES -- Why is it that the nice guy or the guy on Wall St. or the guy in the cubicle next to you will never get a chance with most of you ladies (pre 38yrs old). Why is it that your dude has to have "edge" why must he seem like he will smack a nigga in his face or put holes in someone for you to get wet??
LADIES-- Why cant you just play with your toys on your own time..Why is the single largest party demographic is "SEX TOY PARTIES" .. This secret society of freaky
(_!_) women seem to be running the streets recruiting better than College Coaches! lol. They have Secret handshakes and coded emails, this makes it seem like yall running drugs across the border. lol
FELLAS -- Why must everyone carry a gun? If you get caught w/ one that is waaaaay too much time, and if you have one you will use one. Once you use a gun in any regular crime it becomes a MAJOR situation
EVERYONE -- WHY IS EVERYONE FUCKING IN THE CLUB / DRESSING ROOMS / CLASSROOMS / AND ON THE SIDE OF THE STREET?? YALL JUST WANT TO GET CAUGHT??
When i say nasty i dont mean "bum on the street dirty" or "You Disgust me dirty" ... i mean Brit Spears / Christina Aguilera dirty / Old School Madonna
..We seem to live for Taboo Behavior. If its not looked down upon by society, then the MANY of us dont even want to be bothered with it. We seem to be Taboo / Adrenalin Junkies that live on the edge, do craazy things, and live with secrets that you are just dying to share with someone. If we cant get in trouble for doing it, we dont really want to do it anymore. We are governed by our own will for naughty behavior... GOT TO LOVE IT!
NONE OF THESE THINGS I CONDEMN, CONDONE, or DENY!!
THIS IS JUST MY LIST OF THINGS I HAVE HEARD PEOPLE DO AND SAY THAT I FIND TO BE FREAKIN HILLARIOUS!!!!
FELLAS - How many times have you tried to get at a girl and when she tells you she is Married / Engaged / Involved / Seeing someone it turns you on even more..
LADIES - You all can not be "Bi Sexual." As main stream as you might feel the Bi Sexual ladies are, it is still very much of an Adrenalin thing for some ladies. Just the idea and the though of being w/ another women turns them on b/c they think "what would people think" or "that is soo naughty, i shouldnt be doin this" i have heard this from them, not making this stuff up..
FELLAS - When you figure out she wants to give you the vertical moistness, why is the 1st thing that goes through your mind... "Hmm, i wonder how freaky she is, then you start to think about all kinds of reckless places to have sex just to keep shyt interesting!!
LADIES - You have become the "NEW BREED OF CHEATERS" .. It seems like if a woman does not have a Man & a Jump off she is going to be bored in life. The number of women who get their rush from behaving badly w/ someone who is not the person they should be with is astonishingly high. Ladies you think would never, and could never, and are just such "good girls" are some of the nastiest, freakiest, most surprising ones.. TRUST!!!
EVERYONE -- WHY DOES EVERYONE HAVE TO HAVE A HUSTLE!! I know NYC is an expensive place to live, but there is no reason for no one to have a job & everyone has money...
LADIES -- Why is it that the nice guy or the guy on Wall St. or the guy in the cubicle next to you will never get a chance with most of you ladies (pre 38yrs old). Why is it that your dude has to have "edge" why must he seem like he will smack a nigga in his face or put holes in someone for you to get wet??
LADIES-- Why cant you just play with your toys on your own time..Why is the single largest party demographic is "SEX TOY PARTIES" .. This secret society of freaky
(_!_) women seem to be running the streets recruiting better than College Coaches! lol. They have Secret handshakes and coded emails, this makes it seem like yall running drugs across the border. lol
FELLAS -- Why must everyone carry a gun? If you get caught w/ one that is waaaaay too much time, and if you have one you will use one. Once you use a gun in any regular crime it becomes a MAJOR situation
EVERYONE -- WHY IS EVERYONE FUCKING IN THE CLUB / DRESSING ROOMS / CLASSROOMS / AND ON THE SIDE OF THE STREET?? YALL JUST WANT TO GET CAUGHT??
