WTF - I might kill someone tonight

Yall better never give me any REAL MONEY!! Cuz I fhukin swear, I'm going to buy a big disgustin gas guzzling truck and put some metal bars over the grill and come into manhattan at night and just ram head on into these MOTHAFUCKING YELLOW CABS!!!

I'm going to terrorize these bitch (_!_) swerving across 3 lanes for a fhukin fare motherfuckas!!!!

{AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH}

Pray I dnt hit Forbes anytime soon!

Sent from Mr NYC's CrackBerry

GENDER WARS VOLUME III: BIG MOUTH!

They Say Women "Gossip" and Dudes "Brag"

You know what I say, Chicks have four lips, and thats why they can never shut the fuck up w/ their shyt!!!

So, i was talking to my dude as usual and he said that he thinks that chicks never shut the fhuk up! However, when i speak to some (if not most) of my women they always say they feel like men always gotta talk to their boys (like yall asses dont always to your girls)!

When it comes to your business and their (opposite sex) business, who really talks the most??

Here is my take on it:

I think bytches talk more! Now, when i say bytches i dont mean only women! Some dudes can be bytches too, but yes i do think its more of a woman thing! Yes, there are a bunch of bytch niggas out there, but i think females definitely run their mouths more.

Tell me if im Wrong ... It happened once before, I guess it could happen twice. lol

FABOLOUS DID IT AGAIN!!

THIS IS HIS REMIX TO JAY'S -- BROOKLYN WE GO HARD!!

NOW YOU MAY OR MAY NOT LIKE THIS IF YOU ARE NOT FROM BROOKLYN, B/C IT IS VERY BROOKLYN SPECIFIC!!! BUT IF YOU ARE FROM BROOKLYN, THERE IS NO WAY YOU CAN TELL ME THIS ISNT CRACK!!!!

"NO, DIDDY CLOTHING LINE AINT ON -- BUT ITS GONNA BE SEAN IF IT AINT JOHN!!!"

"WAS GETTING BUSH FROM THE FLAT TO THE WIDICK"

Brooklyn (We Go Hard) Freestyle - Fabolous

Vegas of Showcase Ent December Party Pics ....

SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE @ BBKINGS
Notables: Young Jeezy, Ron Browz, Ryan Leslie, Oneil McNight, Maino, Red Cafe

HOME COOKING @ IMPERIAL ON THURSDAY NIGHTS

Notables: Akon, FunkMaster Flex, Busta Rhymes

Thats Just December .... Cant Wait for 09'

WHEN IN ROME DO AS THE ROMANS DO (THIS SHYT IS NOT OK)

LISTEN MOTHERFUCKAS,

I know NYC is the largest city in the US by far, and ppl come here by the boatloads, but i really need to tell you country ass motherfuckas who decided yall want to stay here that certain things are JUST NOT OK!!! WHEN IN ROME, DO AS THE ROMANS DO, or in this situation, when in NY, do as a New Yorker would do.

That being said, i dont care what you used to do in Memphis, Clevaland, Dade County, Oklahoma City, PG County, Norfolk, or any other fuckin country ass city you came from, but in NEW YORK CITY, wearing Coogi Dresses and Coogi Sweaters is NOT OK!!!!

I REPEAT .... COOGI IS NOT POPPIN IN NYC!!!

I was not born in NYC (im a transplant myself) but, i have been here since 1985. I have seen many trends come and go and come back again. So yes, you can wear big door knocker earings and rope chains again, yes, i guess its "cool" to have saggy pants again, and yes motherfuckas are wearing arab scarfs, BUT NO NO NO NO on the fuckin Coogi!!! WTF!!!!!

So before you come out ya house looking a hot fucing mess and decided that you want to take 10,000 pics in a fucking club, make sure you look proper!! I dont care where you are from, what you think is cool, and who you know that cosigns this shyt (THIS ISNT KANSAS ANYMORE TOTO!!)

AND ... if by chance you are still wearing Coogi and are actually in fact from NYC, kill yaself, because you have already died a fashion death!

If you need help see ELLE (you can jock her fresh), I dont have time to assist you motherfuckas unless your paying me. She will do it for the love, ill do it for a check. However, She is my go to person, You will be in good hands!

THIS IS JUST HOW IM FEELING RIGHT NOW ...

I KNOW THIS IS NOT OK ON CHRISTMAS DAY.... BUT THIS IS THE MOOD THAT IM IN. AND IM EVEN MORE PISSED THAT THIS PERSON HAS ME IN THIS MOOD ON SUCH A HAPPY DAY ... BUT I DIGRESS, IM GONNA CONTINUE SHARING MY DAY W/ MY RUSSIAN FRIEND RIGHT NOW AND THE MEXICAN LATER ON TONIGHT!


OHHH HAPPY CHRISTMAS AND MERRY NEW YEAR GUYS! HOPE THIS REACHES YOU IN GOOD SPIRITS! :-/

Weh Dem Feel Like - Vybz Kartel

OMG
I always hate getting bombarded with these generic (_!_) text msgs on Holidays, I have about 160 blackberry and text msgs filled w/ genericism at its best!!

IS THAT GIFT FOR ME .... OR FOR YOU??

One of the biggest problems i have noticed with people during holidays and birthdays and such gift giving times of the year is that people give gifts they want the other person to have or think that they would like. A great gift isnt always monetary or even obvious, but it takes you paying attention to your gf/bf/mom/dad/friend/sibling/auntie/uncle ... whoever.

People give you real subtle hints as to what they want eve without knowing they are doing it. Please try to pay attention, i know im late on this post b/c most of you already purchased those gifts that people will smile at and say thank you, but really know thats not what they want.

I have had many of young christmas' and ex shorties giving me things they think i would want, and it just further shows that you are just being generic, a thoughtful gift is always more meaningful that an expensive one. However .... if you get the thoughtful one and its inexpensive, pls feel free to splurge from there .

;) lol

I hope everyone has fun and enjoy their family and friends ... Ill be hanging out w/ my Mexican and Russian Friends in the next few days.

-- Why complain about life, no one is listening, and if they are, they just want you to shut the fuck up!

KISS ME!!!

ITS MISTLETOE SEASON.......


So if you could kiss ANY 2 people ...
(NOT RESTRICTED TO OPPOSITE SEXES EITHER)

1) Anyone at all Past or Present - who would it be.

2) Anyone local - Local meaning someone you can actually see
(Who is your local apple of your ear)

*** I UNDERSTAND THIS MIGHT HAVE TO BE ANONYMOUS OR NICKNAMED *** LOL

BASEBALL -- BASEBALL -- BASEBALL

If you have son with any athletic ability, the sport to play is baseball, baseball, baseball, baseball!!!

The easiest sport out of the big 4(football,basketball,hockey,baseball), and you can play the longest!

New Contract with Yankees

Mark T - 8 yrs - $180 (GUARANTEED)

CC Sabathia - 7 Yrs - $161 M (GUARANTEED)

Alex R - 10 Yrs - $275 M
(GUARANTEED!!!)

Gooooooootdamnit!!!

And Yall want me to wake up in the morning and punch a clock?? I should just start a tribe of athletes, fuck the Manning's! I show you how to do this SON!!! LoL

Know when to say say when ....

As I speak to my friends, associates, and people who can keep my interest for more than 30 seconds; I have come to realize that the biggest problem we all have is not knowing when to say when. When to say no to that family member, when to say no to that bum ass friend, when to say yes to that gf/bf, when to say yes to a good opportunity, when to just make the right decisions.

Well, I'm not a NYE resolution type dude but its when to say when for me in a few places in my life. You do what you can for as long as you can until you just can't do it anymore. So like my dude Obama would say .... "Its Time for Change"

I think this calls for a few new pair of shoes and a nice scarf. Maybe even go to Ron & Ron and splurge on some customs! I have to be and live the character If I want to shine in my book!!

REGGAE GOLD ALBUM RELEASE / PRINCE BDAY PARTY / STONE LOVE ANNIV.

I DONT "PROMOTE" on here, but its for my nigga P aka Dark Knight!!

Its the Return of Strictly the Best ..

This Friday, December 26

The Day
After Christmas

The Biggest DanceHall Party of the Year is Here!

Return of Strictly the Best!

STRICTLY
THE BEST 39

Album Release


&

STONE LOVE’S
Christmas Spectacular

@ the world renowned

BB KING

(42^nd btwn 7^th
& 8^th )

It started 3 Years
ago and has always housed the Best DJs In the World from

Stone Love, Mighty Crown,
Massive B, Libra Love,

Steelie Bashment &
MANY more

This will Definetly be a Bashment
to Remember.

We are Celebrating 5 HUGE VIP Events this Time Around

PRINCE of Showcase Ent

Celebrity Bday Bash!

Yes he is pulling
out all the stops and
there will be many surprises.

STONE LOVE

celebrating their 36th
Year Anniversary!

VP
RECORDs Celebrating
The Release of STRICTLY THE BEST Vol. 39.

(In Stores NOW!!)

Massive
B
Celebrating their new Time
Slot on Hot97.

(Saturdays at 11p - Tune In)

D-LIFE the Soca King Also Celebrating his Birthday

____________________

The Best are Back!

SLUT: WHO IS SHE? GENDER WARS VOLUME II

What makes a chick a "slut" (now, i dont like that word, nor any other word like it b/c i dont judge women for what they do, b/c its just one of those double standard things, besides why would i want to discourage you.. lol )

Anyway, I was talking to one of my boys and he feels like you can fuck who you want to fuck. If you like ball players you like ball players, if you like promoters you like promoters, if you like Rappers you like Rappers, If you like tall dudes you like tall dudes, BUT If after he beat, and then he tells you to beat his other two niggas, then that could justify you as a "slut"... You cant fuck the 8 niggas to get to the guy you want and still say you dnt "GET IT IN".. Now once again.. if thats what you do, that does not make you a bad person, it just is what it is....Do you

I have a different outlook on it. I just think you need to have a certain degree of separation w/ the people you are fucking.. If you fucked me, and fucked all of my friends either after or before me thats not hot... Just about everyone in NY(and outside) double dips, you are going to know someone who the other person has sex w/ that is inevitable.. but i dont want all the dudes i know to "know you" too... thats me..

I dont ask and i dont care who you fucked because..

1. Women are gonna lie anyway, and

2. If i dont know the dude, i dont care...

So, what makes a woman a slut... Please refrain for personal jabs.. this is not meant to be a forum for anyone to vent about some chick or some nigga, i dont give a fuck about your personal life, i just want you to talk about the subject.. Thank You...

RACE WARS VOLUME II

Most people who know me, know I'm not really a black power type of dude. I am very critical of black people and I love to challenge them. However, my race war blog will make me seem a bit "Pro Black!".

Anyway, Race Wars II has to do with my disdain for black men with white women. Yes, if you know me at all, you know I have had my fair share of white women, but my mentality is different (reference Race Wars I). The problem I have with BM and WW stems from the mentality I believe some black men have as a result of marrying or being with a WW. They feel as if they have reached the pinnacle of success and are accomplished as a result of having a white lady. In other words, they equate success to having a white woman. That annoys me like you wouldn't believe and I'm insulted for black men and black women. Some men feel like that affirms them much more so than a black lady, I personally find that a little offensive.

I spoke about my feelings on why I couldn't see myself with a white girl, but I know ppl love who you love. However, I'm an honest dude and I will say when I see a black guy with a white girl, it bothers me a lot more than when I see a black girl with a white dude.

Allow me to paint this picture............

Black guy grew up in a predominantly white surrounding his whole life that's what he likes because of personal preference and what he has been exposed to. In this situation, you do what you know, and you like who likes you! The way that person grew up, I understand what it is.

Black guy grows up around everyone and likes both races equally and marries a white girl. I question it because his reasoning could be suspect. You have dealt with black and white girls, I feel like you can find a nice sister to hold you down, but maybe just maybe, you have always just had a better relationship with the white ladies, we can call that a "Push" (Casino Term).

Black guy grows up around black ppl his whole life but is now getting money whether it be corporate or athlete money and he marries a white girl, I really question this. What the fuck is that about?? I have a bunch of white friends that i love dearly, but it bothers me that people still believe that this is ok. Im not Pro Woman, but sisters do put up with a lot of our shyt when we are on the come up an then to just jump ship because you feel "white is right" infuriates me a lil bit. Im not saying dont love who you love, but love where you are from First and foremost. Dont be ashamed of who you are or where you are from. You are who you are because you came from where you came. Own it!!!

LESBIANS DO IT BETTER?? REALLY??

*** IM NOT HERE TO JUDGE ANYONE'S SEXUAL PREFERENCE, OR THROW STONES, IM JUST QUESTIONING SOME OF THE THINGS I HAVE HEARD FROM SOME WOMEN ***

Ok Ok Ok ...
This blog was not an original idea, but it was an original thought. So i have to credit to BCU'S BLOG, but mine is a little different (Lesbians definitely dont hit on me, lol)

I dont know how many people can answer this for me, and i dont know how many replies i will even get from this hopefully yall will keep if funky or at the worst respond anonymously!

So my question is, WHATS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN FUCKIN WITH A MAN AND FUCKIN WITH A WOMAN (LET'S SAY an AG to be specific)

So if you dont know what AG stands for, you cant answer this question anyway. Now, im not opposed to Lebsians or Bi Sexuals, I just sometimes wonder what the big difference is between AG's and Dudes. They look like dudes, they dress like dudes, they act like dudes, they even fuck like dudes (from what my girls tell me), so really what is the big difference?

They Give you strap -- Niggas give you dick
They are hella possessive -- Niggas can be possesive
They look like niggas -- Niggas look like niggas
They cheat like niggas -- niggas cheat like niggas
They say they know your needs -- a nigga can learn what you need
They eat good pussy -- niggas eat good pussy

I REALLY DONT GET IT! Someone Pls Explain (if you can)

WHAT ARE YOU REALLY COMPLAINING ABOUT??

I KNOW TIMES ARE HARD ...

I KNOW THAT WE ARE IN A RECESSION ...

I KNOW THAT MANY PEOPLE ARE NOT SEEING THE SAME KIND OF BREAD THEY ARE USE TO ...

I KNOW PEOPLE WISHED THINGS WERE A LITTLE BETTER ...


I GET IT!!

But Seriously ....

YOU HAVE A JOB ...

YOU HAVE A CAR ...

YOU HAVE FAMILY ...

YOU HAVE FRIENDS ...

YOU HAVE HEALTH ...

YOU HAVE A NEW PRESIDENT ...

YOU HAVE TIME ...

YOU HAVE FREE WILL ...

YOU HAVE YOUR SANITY ...

YOU HAVE FOOD TO EAT ...

YOU HAVE A ROOF OVER YOUR HEAD ...

YOU HAVE A POT TO PISS IN, AND A WINDOW TO THROW IT OUT OF ...

YOU HAVE THE ABILITY TO DO WITH YOUR LIFE ANYTHING THAT YOU WANT ...

YOU EVEN HAVE A BLASTED COMPUTER TO READ THIS SHYT ...


So even if three or four or even 5 of these dont apply to you, there are people out there that NONE of them apply to them. So be thankful, grateful, appreciative for what you have you greedy mothafhukas!!! Trust me it can always get worst.

CAME TO A FORK IN THE ROAD AND WENT ......

There is always ONE major decision in everyones life that totally altered the route your life went. The decision could have been bad, good, or neutral! I'm curious as to what that decision was in your life!

My Major decision was to not return to my boarding school for my senior year, and come to nyc to finish high school! This choice single handedly changed my whole life drastically, because 90% of my current life is directly correlated to my college life . If I didn't change HS's my College choice would have been drastically different.

If I didn't leave my boarding school I would have prob been an Ivy League Grad from Brown or Harvard! Some might think that is better than having a degree from University at Buffalo, but not soooo fast. If it wasn't for Buffalo, I might be a 9-5 (_!_) cooperate dude stressing if I'm about to get laid off. I might not have ever started my concierge company, def would not have been a part of Showcase Ent, and these are the things that make me who I am today. I love my life, but I always wonder about what might have been.

I'm curious as to your decisions, it would tell me a little about who is reading my crazy rants and Why is my crazy (_!_) so entertaining to you, lol

GENDER WARS VOLUME ONE (WHO HAS MORE SEX?)

WHO HAS MORE SEX?
WOMEN....


OR MEN...


.... So (Gender Wars) are a group of on going conversations that i have had with a few of my (male and female)friends and ofcourse there is always a difference in opinion, lol.


So as i was talking w/ homeboy and business partner and we ran across a very very interesting topic. He seems to believe that women Fuck more than men.. hmmmm

Now, i know that women have more opportunities, but i had TWO reasons to believe that men actually have more sex:

1. I have always been around a certain caliber of men since i was a young man. I have been surrounded with, athletes, get money niggaz, and just cool niggaz that never had problem gettin box. I mean i had a Male High School friends that by senior year had already had sex with 60 / 70 chicks (yes thats craazy, but it is what it is..)

2. I have never really known many chicks that get it in as much as my dudes, but i know chicks who definitely do them. The majority of women i know dont have problems w/ having sex, they just "SEEM" to not do it as much as the niggaz i know...

NOW -- The thing my boy explained to me is that, i have lived and have been exposed to an atypical lifestyle and group of friends... There seems to be a lot of niggas who "stay home and play video games" and really dont get pussy like that... Thats baffling to me, and came as a shock, but when i put it together and looked around at my whole life, it kind of made a little bit of sense... I just never thought it was that hard, and when i actually thought about it I saw what he was seeing... Its not soo hard for (some)dudes, but it is down right easy for (a high majority of) women


SO DO WOMEN REALLY HAVE MORE SEX THAN MEN?? I KNOW YALL LADIES GET IT IN.. DONT EVEN TRY TO FRONT

So Please Chime in and give me your opinions on it.. I hope you women can give us some real insights..please no generic bullshyt.... Just keep it funky

KEITH FUCKIN SWEAT -- YOU CANT BE SERIOUS!!

YOOOOO --- HE HAS A WEBSITE &&&&&&& A SONG!!!!!!!

C'MON --- IS THIS THE BUFFOONERY COON SHYT WE DEALING WITH NOW?

DOES ANYONE ELSE SHARE MY DISTASTE!! I HAVE BEEN KNOWN TO BE OVERLY DRAMATIC, SO TELL ME IF IM WRONG! I WONT FEEL BAD

CHECK THE WEBSITE::

http://www.designalkhemy.com/client/mcd_ksweat/dd-formmailer.php

JOKE OF THE DAY!

A MAN IS HELPING THIS WOMAN FILL OUT AN APPLICATION FOR A JOB

HE LOOKS AT THE APPLICATION AND IT SAYS "PREVIOUS EMPLOYMENT" SO ASKED HER WHAT SHE WAS DOING PREVIOUS TO THIS.

SHE SAID PUT WHORE.

THE MAN WITH A STUCK FACE SAYS ... YOU CANT PUT WHORE ON THE APPLICATION. YOU HAVE TO SAY SOMETHING ELSE!

SHE SAYS PUT PROSTITUTE!

THE MAN SAYS HOLY SHYT WOMAN, THATS THE DICTIONARY DEFINITION OF WHORE! YOU CANT PUT THAT ON A JOB APPLICATION. YOU MUST HAVE HAD ANOTHER JOB THAT YOU CAN PUT ON THE APPLICATION.

SHE SAYS, OK, OK, OK PUT CHICKEN FARMER!

THE MAN SAYS, YES, YES CHICKEN FARMER. OK, THATS GOOD. THEN HE ASKED, SO YOU REALLY WORKED ON A FARM BEFORE?

SHE SAID .. HELL NO! BUT YOU KNOW HOW MUCH COCKS I RAISED!!!

L M F A O!!!

HE FUCKED HER TOOO??

There are two different kinds of men out there..

Some guys fuck for numbers and others fuck for the experience.

I myself have sex for the experience of something or someone exciting. However, I know a bunch of people out there who just fuck to chase a number. I understand that at a young age when you are first introduced to sex you try to do as much as you can! However, I think at a certain age you should stop chasing pussy. I never said stop getting pussy, but damn, stop chasing it!

I know dudes who easily have sex with 80+ women every single year. I think it takes a lot of effort or too much slumming to do that. I understand that some people of a celebrity status just fall into pussy, you walk outside and just say I want her too. Whatever, they are not chasing it, it's just coming to them. But if you are just some dude trying to make a name for yourself and fucking 80+ women a year -- I personally feel like you are not fucking due to the convenience, you are fucking as a result of your plotting and chasing. I know I'm a fly nigga, but for me to fuck 80 women a year is going to require waaaay too much effort that I'm sooo not willing to put in, and I'm not fuckin' a bucket just b/c she wants to give me pussy either. I have an image to uphold!! I'm definitely not buying the pussy off you either! It aint trickin if you don't do it!! If you have not figured out how to get pussy without buying it or slumming it, then I dont know what to tell you! I dont chase Liquor or bitches ... ONLY my money!

UNIVERSITY AT BUFFALO ARE MAC CONFERANCE CHAMPIONS!!

GO BLUE!!!



CONGRATULATIONS TO MY ALMA MATER

THE UNIVERSITY OF BUFFALO FOR THEIR FIRST EVER M.A.C CHAMPIONSHIP!!

WE JUST JUST DEFEATED THE NUMBER TWELVE TEAM IN THE COUNTRY (BALL STATE) 24-42 (WE KICKED THEIR AZZ) TO WIN OUR FIRST CHAMPIONSHIP !!

IT HAS BEEN A LONG ROAD, AND I'M JUST HAPPY TO SEE US COME SO FAR!

THANK YOU COACH TURNER GILL!!

GO BULLS!!!

WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU SINGING ABOUT??

Listen, yall cant tell me yall dont want to punch the signing ass chicken McNugget half a homo! Seriously, i dont eat McDonalds anymore for my own reason .. but this mothafucka makes me want to picket outside! What the Fuck are you singing about? Shorty is breakin your heart b/c you cant have some chicken McNuggets?



I know Tyrese got his big break singin on a bus for Pepsi, and yes he did have a freakin lip ring, but this clown is maaad annoying! looks like he wears more lip gloss than LiL Mama and Ne-Yo put together! This dude is no Tyrese, stop annoying my life .. its shyt like this that makes me not watch TV .. gotdmanit!

This is my annoyed moment for today! This is definitely not how i wanted to start my freakin morning/afternoon!!

RACIAL WARS VOLUME 1(RESPONSE TO B.C.U'S BLOG)

A LITTLE BACKGROUND:

I'm Jamaican Born, Brooklyn Raised, attended a boarding school in H.S (in New Hampshire, .8 % african american population, 2% minority rate) So my views are a bit mixed up to this subject.


VOLUME I - is about my feelings on "fucking with" people of the another race, and "seriously dating" someone of another race.


I'm not an advocate of interracial dating, but I'm also smart enough to know that you like who you like, and there is not much you can do about it. However, i do feel like there is enough available people out there of each race to keep everyone happy. Obviously that wont happen, but i think it could. You can be attracted to who you want, but i do believe you can control who you allow yourself to take serious!



I am someone who says I would fuck with a white girl, but I could never marry a white girl. Now, does that make me racist, prejudice, ignorant? I dont know, I just know that is how I feel. Is that any different from a person saying I don't like dark skin guys, I dont like light skin girls, i dont like Party Girls (yea, blog plug), i dont like American girls, i dont like short guys? How is that different? Am i wrong for my preferences? I have wondered about this for some time, and it really wasnt until I read B.C.U's blog and started thinking about it that I realized where some of my feelings really come from. My Freshman year in HS i was involved with a (white) girl whose father liked me b/c I was a star athlete, a honor student, a performer, and everyone loved me. After he found out I was "messing with her", he made a trip to my school and sat me down and explained how he thinks im a good guy, how he likes me, but that he doesn't like the relationship between me and his daughter. At 14 yrs old I was stuck, I'm thinkin we are cool, but now he is telling me I can't talk to his daughter b/c I'm a black guy!


After that, I was on my I would fuck with a white girl, but im not taking them serious! The fact that someone could say that I dont hold any bad feelings towards you personally, but i can not allow you to "fhuck with my daughter" just made me realize there is an acutal line in the sand that was and will be drawn. So thats why i can be close to someone on a friend tip that is of another race, i can find them attractive, we could be real cool, but i just dont think taking the relationship serious is an option for me other than friendship.



My take on black guys with white girls also has a story, but ill hold that for VOLUME II.