WHERE ARE THE RATCHETS!!!!

SOOOO....

I CANT EVEN TAKE CREDIT FOR THIS STORY ...

But on the drive back into BROOKLYN .... my dude started telling me this story, and i found it absolutely HILARIOUS!!!!!

Anyway .... so on a trip back from the city my dudes got pulled over by some pigs and while thier flashlights were out and the hands on their handguns ... the FIRST thing they said to my dude after they pulled him over was .... "where are the ratchets" ????

HUH???

Where are the ratchets???

NOT ... LICENSE AND REGISTRATION...

NOT ... WHERE ARE YOU GUYS COMING FROM ...

NOT ... DO YOU KNOW WHY I PULLED YOU OVER ..

BUT .. "WHERE ARE THE RATCHETS"

Now, my dude drives a mean looking all white 750 BMW ... he is dark skin and his dude (drives a matching 750 in gray) is a long dread Haitian!! Anyway, i guess the pigs saw them (prob zoomin across the manhattan bridge) and automatically thought they were some goons and tried to get a"big break" by pulling them over.

Anyway, upon the "where are the ratchets" comment they squinched up their faces, figured out what the cops were talking about and then ... "ohhhhhh in the trunk"

so they popped the trunk so the cops could see that it was nothing but a change of clothes and about 10,000 party fliers!! STUPID COPS WENT LOOKING IN THE DAMN TRUNK!!!!

HOW DO YOU PULL SOMEONE OVER AND ASK ... " SO WHERE ARE THE RATCHETS"

if i had a gun, burner, toast, hammer, or "ratchet", do you think i tell you where they are????

STUPID AZZ FUCKIN COPS!!!!