I AM TIGHT LIKE PIGEON PUSSY ...

so let me give you the short and skinny...

So after hanging out with some people at my boys Pizzeria on 23rd st. Me and 3 of my friends decided we wanted to continue the night. I suggested that we shoot to Pink Elephant b/c i know that their should have been a good party there and i know the Doorman and promoters.

Anyway, its a little crowded outside, nothing insane, and he (the doorman) sees me and says c'mon Vegas are you by yourself? Im like Naa, im with these two ladies and my dude.

Here is where it gets CRAAZY! He looks me dead in my face and says "I cant do that tonight"
{insert blank screw face look here}

Que??? Did i miss something? FIRST OF ALL LETS BE PERFECTLY CLEAR - I DONT ASSOCIATE MYSELF WITH WACK BITCHES, so the ladies i was with were absolutely good money!!

So i say.... You cant let these two ladies in with me?
He was like naaa, i cant do that tonight. You are good, but I cant let them in!

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORD!!!!!!!!!

Aight, let me go in and talk to the promoter.

Mind you, im in Pink Elephant EVERY WEDNESDAY!! They ppl i was with got a table there last week and spent an easy 1200. I book tables for the promoter, i send people there all the time, they have made a good amount of money off my clients

Anyway, the promoter is giving me the shuck and jive talk in the club, like im some kind of new dude trying to slide past coat check so im like WORD? This is what we are doing now??? When yall need athletes and artist im on speed dial, and i have 2 ladies outside and now everyone is Jason Bourne out this bitch!!! I see you homie! You can keep your fucking spirit fingers. Im grown homie, i dont beg for shyt ... im not standing outside anyone's club linedressing and copping please hoping for favors, b/c trust me, everyone needs a favor from Vegas in NYC. EVERYONE!!!! I dont cop please, i got a good lawyer!


I see the game we playing!