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Monday, January 5, 2009

WHAT IS THE BEST WAY TO CHEAT???



I was talking to my homegirl the other day and she is confident that she knows when her man is cheating, and is sure she could call him out on it. I know one of her Ex's and she has never called him out before and he was a DDMF (Dirty Dick Motherfucka), but ill let her tell it.

Fortunate for her, she has a D.I.L.A.N (Dangerously In Love Ass Nigga)now, so i guess she feels like she knows when he does something b/c she feels she can read him!! Whateva Homie!!

Anyway, i know some dudes who get caught all the time, and i know some dudes who never seem to ever get caught .... now my question is this ....


Do you think you are more likely to get caught cheating if you are fhuckin a bunch of Random chicks or having ONE affair? I guess ladies could answer this question also, b/c everyone knows yall some cheating motherfhukas as well!

11 Retort(s):

**trucee writer** said...

whether fucking a bunch of bitches, or having ONE affair...you're most likely to get caught if you dont have your shit together! you can mess with however many people you choose but when you start thinking you're the woman/man and stop giving a fuck, thinking "i got this"...that to me is when people get caught.

i dont cheat anymore...but to me, the best way to do so is to tell the "other" man/woman ahead of time that you are in a relationship and be straight up with them. To me, if you dont do this and the other person catches feelings, not knowing you are involved...allll hell breaks loose!

Vegas International said...

Trucee ...

Yea Yea Yea ... That is understood, but what im asking is which is more likely to get you caught. I know being sloppy is the recipe to getting caught. But do you think that if you have one person that you have incorperated into your life would leave a trail more than random ppl that you see and knock off! Is it the numbers that get you caught or is it the relationship? You wont call another person's name if you are just knockin off random chicks, but also you know the motives of the chick/dude you have an affair with, a randomn person could be a mistake b/c he/she could be a little loose!

Anonymous said...

ONE affair. A steady chick, dude or whatever is the EASIEST way to get caught. Those "single" affairs require work, effort, calls, emails, voicemails, dates, f**ing in your car, etc. bunch of one night stands is the best way to cheat and not get caught.

Vegas International said...

Anonymous ...

Ok, but if you say one night stands are the best way, dnt you think that your other would pick up on your routine? and dont you feel like you never know what is going to happen w/ a one nighter?? What if you forget somehthing, what if you lose something, what if the bitch/nigga knows someone you know ... there is sooo much risk w/ that. I feel it can always come back out (UNLESS ITS WAY OUT OF TOWN)

Kim| Tres Jolie said...

I agree with my sister, trucee - either way you're going to get caught (at least if you're with me). I'm like #1 private eye. I find out EVERYTHING!

The best way to cheat, don't cheat at all. But, seriously, you have to let your #1 think & feel they're the only one. Some people are able to do this having a #1, while juggling a bunch of different women. Thos are the people who learn from past experiences with getting caught. Learn from how you got caught the last time, and don't make that mistake again. As with anything, you have to revise & PERFECT your CRAFT.

I don't think the # of people you're cheating with is what keeps you from getting caught. You can have one or 10.
Never bring your "friend" to your home.

Never go to the person your cheating with home(unless they are completely single and free from the ties of marriage and/or a serious relationship.) If they get caught by their significant other, chances are your spouse will also find out.

Never call your new "friend" from your home phone and/or your cell phone (if your current girl has access to your phone record.)

Never give your new friend your home phone number.

Keep a low profile when you are out with your "friend." You would be surprised how many people know you and/or your spouse, who unbeknownst to you may see you lavishing inappropriate attention on your new companion in public. Shoot! With myspace and facebook, the world is VERY SMALL!


Do your best to meet with them out of town - somewhere far enough away from home that you do not know people and people do not know you.

Do not become too confident in your ability to deceive your spouse. If you become too sure of yourself, you will get sloppy and you may get caught.

Do not tell everyone you know about your illicit trysts. You should trust very few, if any, friends with your secret.

Do not make promises you cannot keep. Nothing will prompt your "friend" to reveal your affair to your girl/man quicker than your failure to fulfill some insincere commitment to end your relationship for him or her.

Beautifully.Conjured.Up said...

The best way to cheat is to do it mentally...other than that, everything that happens in the dark, will come to the light.

**trucee writer** said...

ok ok...ill answerly correctly this time lol

ONE affair is more likely to get you caught up in my eyes bc you're giving into the number one cheater no-no...GIVING SOMEONE BESIDES YOUR MAN/WOMAN MORE THAN ONE FORM OF TIME!!!

smfh...once you start giving physical AND emotional...or physical AND mental...its a wrap!! but hey, who am i to listen to? lolol

but yeah, with one night stands and fuck buddies...they SHOULD know what they're getting into (if the person is honest about it like i said before smdh) so its agreed that yall are just fucking and keeping it moving...

hard to get caught up with that.

Vegas International said...

KIM ...

You are giving ppl the blueprint!!!

Just answer the question ... let them learn on their own. lol

But yea, you have the basics and even most of the advance things. good job ils

Vegas International said...

B.C.U ...

This "everything in the dark comes to light thing" is an urban legend.

I know many of secrets that stay burried.

You still didnt answer my question. lol

Beautifully.Conjured.Up said...

Aight...

...the best way to cheat is with one person because you can remember more. You can remember the person's name, their daily agenda, their likes/dislikes, and you can easily remember the lies you told so you won't get caught up. Plus, you don't want to be screwing everyone.

Peggy M. said...

LOL @ Kim being a private eye... I feel you on that one. Men really don't understand how easy it is for women to find information they need.

Ok, so here are my answers.

1)You are more likely to get caught cheating if you are having an affair. Chances are, if you're doing that, your investing time, money and love - to a certain extent...leaving room for trivial mistakes - that you probably won't even notice because you are so busy trying to juggle and affair AND relationship simultaneously - that's some time consuming shit. Not to mention, it will only last but for so long. Either your girl will find out or sense something is "not right", or your mistress will demand more of something.

2)The best way to cheat is to be upfront with the person you are cheating with. If you lie to them, making them feel as of you are not in a relationship, there is huge potential for fuck-ups. All that spending time shit - public affection - letting him/her know you in detail - having all access to you - letting other people in on what's going on - definite no-no's...That's all I can really say... Kim stated all the intricacies perfectly.