FOR ALL OF MY WEST INDIANS!!!

International Carnival Schedule
mailto:info@trinijunglejuice.com?subject=Carnival .
Dec 5, 08-Jan 3, 2009
Monserratt

Dec 24, 08-Jan 2, 2009
St. Kitts

Dec 24, 08-Jan 2, 2009
St.Croix (V.I)

Dec 26, 08 & Jan 1, 09
Bahamas (Junkanoo)

Feb 22-24 2009
Haiti (Belkanaval)

Feb 23-24, 2009
Aruba

Feb 23-24, 2009
Trinidad & Tobago

Feb 23-24, 2009
Rio de Janiero, Brazil

Feb 23-24, 2009
New Orleans, LA

Feb 23-24, 2009
Dominica

Feb 23, 2009
Guyana (Mashramani)

Apr 18-20, 2009
Jamaica

Apr 5-25, 2009
St. Thomas (V.I)

April 26, 2009
Tampa, FL

Apr 16 - May 2, 2009
St. Maarten

Apr 26-May 2, 2009
Cayman Islands

May 2, 2009
Pt. Fortin Borough Day

May 16, 2009
Hunduras

May 17-19, 2009
Oakland, CA

May 22-24, 2009
Atlanta, GA

May 22-24, 2009
Orlando, FL

May 22-24, 2009
San Francisco, CA

May 23, 2009
Bermuda (Junkanoo)

May 24-27, 2009
Berlin (Germany)

June 1-July 21, 2009
St. Lucia

June 7, 2009
Hartford, CT

June 13, 2009
West Palm Beach, FL

June 13, 2009
Philadelphia, PA

June 13-14, 2009
Tampa Bay, FL

June 27-28, 2009
Washington DC

Jun 27-Jul 7, 2009
St. Vincent & The Grenadines

July, 2009
St. John (V.I)

July 3-5, 2009
Houston, TX (Caribfest)

July 4, 2009
Montreal, Canada (Carifest)

July 17-18, 2009
Norfolk, Virginia

July 19, 2009
Jersey City, NJ

July 25, 2009
Rotterdam (Zomer Carnival)

July 30 - Aug 9th 2009
Anguilla B.W.I

Nevis (Culturama)

Aug 1, 2009
Toronto (Caribana)

Aug 2-3, 2009
Barbados (Crop Over)

Aug 3-4, 2009
Antigua

Aug 7-9, 2009
Hamilton, Canada

Aug 7-9, 2009
Edmonton (Cariwest)

Aug 7-9, 2009
Detroit, MI

Aug 10-11, 2009
Grenada (Spice Mas)

Aug 14-16, 2009
Chicago, IL (Carifete)

Aug 9-16, 2009
Ottawa (Caribe-Expo)

Aug 16-23, 2009
Boston, MA

Aug 22-24, 2009
Notting Hill (London, UK)

Sep 7, 2009
New York (Labor Day)

Oct 7-11, 2009
Miami Carnival, FL

Oct 7-11, 2009
Broward Carnival, FL

Oct 24-26, 2009
Jacksonville, FL

Nov 12-22, 2009
Cayman Pirates Week

MY FAVORITE ....

I found this on a blog while back while i was surfing (A.R Experience) and i thought .... hmmm, this is cool, i can spin this!

I always say you can tell a lot about a person by the music they listen to -
So these are "MY"top 10 favorite albums of All Time... not in any specific order except for numero uno, which is my all time favorite! Im not saying these are the best albums OF ALL TIME, but ALL these albums have a story and a personal meaning to me and why i love them. Each album has influenced my life and perception of it, and obviously my taste in music. So this is a little insight into who i IS...



1. Reasonable Doubt - Jay-Z

FAVORITE SONG - BROOKLYN'S FINEST!!

2. TEN - Pearl Jam

FAVORITE SONG: RELEASE

3. TIL SHILOH - BUJU BANTON

FAVORITE SONG: UNTOLD STORIES

4. THE DOORS - THE DOORS

FAVORITE SONG: SOUL KITCHEN

5. LEGEND - BOB MARLEY

FAVORITE SONG: REDEMPTION SONG

6. HYBRID THEORY - LINKIN PARK

FAVORITE SONG: ONE STEP CLOSER

7. SWEETNESS - BERES HAMMOND

FAVORITE SONG: SWEETNESS AND DOUBLE TROUBLE! ITS A TIE!!

8. THE BEST OF SADE - SADE

FAVORITE SONG: CHERISH THE DAY

9. NIRVANA - NEVERMIND

FAVORITE SONG: SOMETHING IN THE WAY

10. READY TO DIE / LIFE AFTER DEATH - NOTORIOUS B.I.G

FAVORITE SONG: SUICIDAL THOUGHTS

IF YOU ARE INTERESTED IN THE STORY BEHIND EACH OR ANY ALBUM JUST ASK ... I GOT TIRED AFTER SEARCHING FOR PICS AND AND LISTENING TO ALL THE ALBUMS OVER TO FIND MY FAVORITES.. LOL

IS IT REALLY BAD TO MIX BUSINESS W/ PLEASURE??

HELL YEA!!

People have a real hard time differentiating when its business and when its personal.

The real question is why do we (yes I) do it anyway?

Why is that?? Im working on my theory, whats yours?

THIS IS WHAT MY NEXT 7 NIGHTS WILL CONSIST OF ...

R. LES FOR PRES!

THIS THURSDAY R. LES AND I WILL BE POURING OUT LIQUOR
AND SEARCHING FOR SEXY LADIES TO PARTY WITH AT IMPERIAL


ITS ONE YEAR BEEYATCHES!!!!!

NYC'S LARGEST / BEST AND LONGEST RUNNING
HIP HOP / REGGAE & R&B SATURDAY NIGHT PARTY

OHHHHH -- WE ARE MAKING A MOVIE THIS SATURDAY!!
BRING YOUR CAMERAS!!



DID YOU MISS ME?????

MY FAVORITE SEXY LOUNGE AND SEXY WOMEN
AND GREAT MUSIC EVENT IS BACK FOR ONE NIGHT!!!!
LOOK SEXY, WALK RIGHT IN AND COME HAVE A DRINK ON ME...
DONT LOOK THAT SEXY THEN YOU CAN STILL HAVE DRINK (AT YOUR HOUSE)
THEN LOG ONTO THE WEBSITE AND LOOK AT PICS OF THE SEXY PPL!




IT WAS ALL A DREAM!!!!!

I had to make sure i did something for this event.
We will be replaying the inauguration on the big screen.
NO COVER .. $5 COCKTAILS .. & The Inauguration!
COME CELEBRATE AFTER WORK @ ULTRA

HAPPY MOTHAF*CKIN BDAY EBZ!!!

I KNOW THERE ARE TONS OF BDAYS THIS MONTH, BUT I HAVE TO GIVE A SHOUT TO MY NEEGAROID .... HAPPY BORNDATE EBBY!!

MY FAVORITE TIME OF THE YEAR!!!

GOOD OL' FEBRUARY!

THIS IS WHEN I START TO GET ON MY DOMESTIC TRAVEL SHYT ... AND WARM UP TILL ITS TIME TO JUMP OUT THE WINDOW!!


GRAMMYS: FEB 7TH-8TH


TRINIDAD CARNIVAL: FEB 22-25TH


SUPERBOWL

(without the damn Giants) mothafhukas!!!!!!

ALL STAR WEEKEND: FEB 13-15TH


MAGIC CONFERENCE: FEB 17-19TH


NYC FASHION WEEK: FEB 13-20TH


CIAA: FEB 24-28TH



SAD TO SAY SUNDANCE FILM FESTIVAL THIS YEAR IS IN JANUARY!!! :'(

I NEED THAT WHITE POWDER!!!!

THIS IS SOMETHING THAT I STARTED WHILE IN BOARDING SCHOOL, AND ITS MY FAVORITE WINTER ADDICTION (NEXT TO SHOPPING)

ITS ALMOST TIME FOR THAT KILLINGTON TRIP, BUT IM THINKING I MIGHT TRY SUGARBUSH!

GOOD TIMES!

2008 Rundown (Skillz)

YOU CANT BE SERIOUS!!!!

COURTESY OF MY GIRL N. JOHNSON!!

I got this email from her yesturday, and i felt like it had to post it!!



Sigh and shaking my damn head! Why oh why? Who deemed this man an authority to speak on the war, any war? Maybe if he and Monica Conyers go over to war riddled countries together, they'll both get blown up... Okay, that was mean- but i'm sayin... Am I mistakin, or don't most news correspondents have to go to some sort of journalism school...

Joe the Plumber:
http://abcnews.go.com/Entertainment/wireStory?id=6594804


Detroit's Own Monica Conyers: Wants to learn Peace Relations in now war torn Isreal
http://www.detnews.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20090107/METRO/901070466

Bring Some Weed I got a story to tell (Taboo:Volume One)

Due to some recent conversations i have had with friends, associates, and just some nasty ass people i know, it has come to my attention that we are a culture of NASTY FUCKERS!!

When i say nasty i dont mean "bum on the street dirty" or "You Disgust me dirty" ... i mean Brit Spears / Christina Aguilera dirty / Old School Madonna ..

We seem to live for Taboo Behavior. If its not looked down upon by society, then the MANY of us dont even want to be bothered with it. We seem to be Taboo / Adrenalin Junkies that live on the edge, do craazy things, and live with secrets that you are just dying to share with someone. If we cant get in trouble for doing it, we dont really want to do it anymore. We are governed by our own will for naughty behavior... GOT TO LOVE IT!

NONE OF THESE THINGS I CONDEMN, CONDONE, or DENY!!
THIS IS JUST MY LIST OF THINGS I HAVE HEARD PEOPLE DO AND SAY THAT I FIND TO BE FREAKIN HILLARIOUS!!!!

FELLAS - How many times have you tried to get at a girl and when she tells you she is Married / Engaged / Involved / Seeing someone it turns you on even more..

LADIES - You all can not be "Bi Sexual." As main stream as you might feel the Bi Sexual ladies are, it is still very much of an Adrenalin thing for some ladies. Just the idea and the though of being w/ another women turns them on b/c they think "what would people think" or "that is soo naughty, i shouldnt be doin this" i have heard this from them, not making this stuff up..

FELLAS - When you figure out she wants to give you the vertical moistness, why is the 1st thing that goes through your mind... "Hmm, i wonder how freaky she is, then you start to think about all kinds of reckless places to have sex just to keep shyt interesting!!

LADIES - You have become the "NEW BREED OF CHEATERS" .. It seems like if a woman does not have a Man & a Jump off she is going to be bored in life. The number of women who get their rush from behaving badly w/ someone who is not the person they should be with is astonishingly high. Ladies you think would never, and could never, and are just such "good girls" are some of the nastiest, freakiest, most surprising ones.. TRUST!!!

EVERYONE -- WHY DOES EVERYONE HAVE TO HAVE A HUSTLE!! I know NYC is an expensive place to live, but there is no reason for no one to have a job & everyone has money...

LADIES -- Why is it that the nice guy or the guy on Wall St. or the guy in the cubicle next to you will never get a chance with most of you ladies (pre 38yrs old). Why is it that your dude has to have "edge" why must he seem like he will smack a nigga in his face or put holes in someone for you to get wet??

LADIES-- Why cant you just play with your toys on your own time..Why is the single largest party demographic is "SEX TOY PARTIES" .. This secret society of freaky
(_!_) women seem to be running the streets recruiting better than College Coaches! lol. They have Secret handshakes and coded emails, this makes it seem like yall running drugs across the border. lol

FELLAS -- Why must everyone carry a gun? If you get caught w/ one that is waaaaay too much time, and if you have one you will use one. Once you use a gun in any regular crime it becomes a MAJOR situation

EVERYONE -- WHY IS EVERYONE FUCKING IN THE CLUB / DRESSING ROOMS / CLASSROOMS / AND ON THE SIDE OF THE STREET?? YALL JUST WANT TO GET CAUGHT??

WHAT YA NIGHTS LIKE??

Mines is REAL!!!!

3am in the morning homie!! Its not a game

Sent from Vegas' Crackberry

Stop wit the Pity Pussy!!

If I hear another story about why did I, or I cant believe I did, or I was so disappointed that's definitely not what I signed up for, lol

I don't know how many times I have to tell my homegirls - a real nigga will throw ya clothes out the window if you act right, so if you want to play like your gangsta, then act accordingly!!

Ya'll can fhuk who you want, but who you fhuk and why you fhuk them is a very important component used to separate the that guy from THAT DUDE & more importantly in what regard you are looked upon!!!

C'moooon, The rules state you have to earn it on your merit and not on your shortcomings!! What part of the game is that???

This BLOG obviously isn't for everyone!! Some of you still live in a world where this behavior is unrelatable, but to those who know what I'm talking about .... Please get your shyt together!! I'm trying to help you!

WHO IS HIS PUBLICIST???

THIS MOTHERFUCKA LIL WAYNE IS ON ESPN AS AN ANALYST!!!

MTV Shows

WOW.

LIP RING AND ALL!!

HE IS WEARING A SWEATER AND HIS DREADS ARE PULLED BACK AND BRAIDED WELL.

THIS MOTHERFUCKA ACTUALLY SOUNDS LIKE HE KNOWS WHAT HE IS TALKING ABOUT!

LMAO!!

I AINT MAD AT YOU WAYNE!

CHEATING IS ACCEPTABLE ....

WELL MAYBE NOT ...

But ladies (and fellas) if you were dealing with someone and you found out they were cheating, which would hurt less. The fact that they were cheating with a whole bunch of random chicks, or the fact that he was having an affair with another chick??

Some people said the best way to cheat and not get caught was to have a bunch of random chicks, some people said the best way is to have just one other chick. Me personally, i say its kinda touchy! If you meet a shorty and you try to turn a jump into a jewel and you find out she is still doing what she always did, i guess that would hurt more than finding out she was always with one other nigga. However, if her persona is clean cut and innocent and you find out she has been throwing the pussy all over the place like Bret Favre, i think that might bother me more. To each its own, but not for nothing, i think all chicks cheat, but that another topic.

We all know you wont like that your OTHER is cheating, i understand that, but which one is more acceptable, or as i said, hurts LESS!!!

FAVORITE SONG THIS VERY SECOND ...

I dont want to turn my blog into a generic azz hip hop blog ... but these joints are kinda hot! Everyone who knows me, knows i dont even fhukin like hip hop that much, but tell me what you think of this joint...

WHAT IS THE BEST WAY TO CHEAT???

I was talking to my homegirl the other day and she is confident that she knows when her man is cheating, and is sure she could call him out on it. I know one of her Ex's and she has never called him out before and he was a DDMF (Dirty Dick Motherfucka), but ill let her tell it.

Fortunate for her, she has a D.I.L.A.N (Dangerously In Love Ass Nigga)now, so i guess she feels like she knows when he does something b/c she feels she can read him!! Whateva Homie!!

Anyway, i know some dudes who get caught all the time, and i know some dudes who never seem to ever get caught .... now my question is this ....


Do you think you are more likely to get caught cheating if you are fhuckin a bunch of Random chicks or having ONE affair? I guess ladies could answer this question also, b/c everyone knows yall some cheating motherfhukas as well!

FELLAS, IT DOESN'T PAY TO BE THIRSTY!!!

Police are warning all men who frequent clubs, parties & local pubs tobe alert and stay cautious when offered a drink from any woman.

Many females use a date rape drug on the market called "Beer."

The drug is found in liquid form and is available anywhere. It comes inbottles, cans, or from taps and in large "kegs". Beer is used by femalesexual predators at parties and bars to persuade their male victims togo home and sleep with them.

A woman needs only to get a guy to consume a few units of Beer and thensimply ask him home for no strings attached sex.

Men are rendered helpless against this approach. After several beers,men will often succumb to the desires to sleep with horrific lookingwomen whom they would never normally be attracted.

After drinking beer, men often awaken with only hazy memories of exactlywhat happened to them the night before, often with just a vague feelingthat "something bad" occurred.

At other times these unfortunate men are swindled out of their life'ssavings, in a familiar scam known as "a relationship."

In extreme cases, the female may even be shrewd enough to entrap theunsuspecting male into a longer term form of servitude and punishmentreferred to as "marriage." Men are much more susceptible to this scamafter beer is administered and sex is offered by the predatory females.

Please! Forward this warning to every male you know.

If you fall victim to this "Beer" scam and the women administering it,there are male support groups where you can discuss the details of yourshocking encounter with similarly victimized men.

For the support group nearest you, just look up "Golf Courses" in the phone book

THIS MESSAGE WAS COURTESTY OF MY GIRL: MS N. JOHNSON

Such a cool weekend ruined....

It started out all good!

Flight into Buffalo was Cool

Seeing my dudes and his lil man was coool

Grand Marnier / Heineken & Wings was coool

Sitting around having some heated conversation was cool

Then I left my dudes crib to go with these motherfuckas and then....

Then everything took a turn for the worst.

I hate it when grown (_!_) men act like little pre adolescent lil girls! You can't be serious right now

After I left my dude linx, I don't think one "Cool" thing happend

Let's See...
Lost about $70,000 in poker in one night

Got to the Game Late

Camera battery died

We Lost the Game

Lost my damn Amex

Lost my ride back into Buffalo

The Fucking Colts Lost to San Diego
(I'm fucking tight like pigeon pussy at this time)

( Wait Wait Wait ........ )

There were a few good moments in the Pub, Big shout to Haddad, Hedges, Cole, Cappy, Coach Donner, Marvin, Ryker, Rico, Hot Rod, Pruce, Theron.
It was good catching up and seeing that everyone is doing well and taking care of themselves and their families!

Ok, back to the bullshyt...

I realized that after 6 yrs, I'm the only person that looks like he has gained weight, and its only like 15-20 lbs, WTF!!!

Everyone looks the same, yall either not eating or not drinking or working out! Either way, I eat a lot, drink more than all of you (combined) and only work out in 25-35 minute intervals! LoL (Shut Up EQ)

Anyway, I'm glad I mad the trip out here! I'm just aggrivated at the fact that I still have to deal with some of this Fhukry! Well, I'm inside Muzik right now about to make the a movie! Still gotta love Toronto!

See yall when I get state side!

I'm GOING ON A DIET SOON...

Because this Beer shyt is making me a fat (_!_)

But Right Now.......

Its a CELEBRATION BITCHES!!!!!

WE LOST, BUT WHO CARES - I DNT NEED A REASON TO DRINK, SO IMAGINE WHAT GOES ON WHEN I DO HAVE A REASON (REFERENCE THE BDAY PIC ON TOP OF MY PAGE)

I MAKE THE BEST OF EVERY SITUATION

GO BULLS!!!

I'm not an Alcoholic...

Alcoholics go to Meetings!!!!

So after a bottle of Grand Marnier and some loud and passionate conversation amongst educated Negroes, i needed another drink.... my boys tried to make me eat that nasty pork shyt, but i opted out and enjoyed some quality dark Heinies instead. If you have not had a Dark Heineken before, you should definitely try one.

Well The Game is Tomorrow and im pretty sure these loud Ass Negroes and Alumni will totally turn Toronto out!!!

PS: My Hotel is inside of a fucking Mall, I fhuks w/ Toronto Homie!!! Im on my mobile blogger SHYT heavy right now!!! ILL HOLLA!!!



Sent from Vegas' Crackberry

Fw: Everyone Has Kids.....

But Don't yall wish your kids were this Fly....

Say Hello to Young Puba!

My whole crew stays with a fly lil one. I'm coming to visit everyone in 09 and publish post of yall kids. So I'm coming to a State or Country near you guys. This is Volume One courtesy of my man Lynx!

Say Goodbye Puba!

Sent from Vegas' Crackberry

WTF

I'm out here with no connection and this damn mobile blogger aint working.....

Watch this BS post work and the other shyt I want to post isn't working ( insert screw face here)

S T O P - P L A Y I N G - G A M E S !!!!!!

Sent from Vegas' Crackberry

PUNK ASS / GAY ASS COPS & DMV!!!!

I'm sittin infront of this gotdamn computer wasting my new year trying to pay a fucking ticket I got for using a fucking cell phone. Why are these Jerks making this shyt so freakin difficult!

I can't afford to get my damn license suspended (AGAIN) and these half a homo's make this shyt almost impossible!!!!

{Aaaaaaarghhhhhh}

You can buy a Car, House, Wife, and Baby online all in 15 minutes, but I can't fucking pay a punk ass cell phone violation ticket! Aint this about a bitch

I JUST WANT TO PAY A FREAKING TICKET!!!

ITS ME BITCHES

NEW YEARS WAS FUN - FUN & MORE FUN ... ALL I CAN SHOW YOU IS WHAT HAPPENED BEFORE I STEPPED OUT ... THE HEAD IS LEAN CUZ I WAS ALREADY LEANING!!! LOL



SO ... i want to let yall know that im headed to Toronto in a few hours so if i do blog it will be from my crackberry. No Worries, i have some good camera phone so i will just be out there continuing my inebriation for the month of January!

Well this is me leaving the house ...

Anyway, GO BULLS!!!

My Alma Mater plays UConn tomorrow so ill be frolicking in Canada ehhh!! lol



Holla at Ya Boy! Happy New Year Fuckers & Friends & Famz!!