"DO YOU REALLY WANT TO LIVE FOREVER ... FOREVER ..."
"MAY THE BEST OF YOUR TODAYS BE THE WORST OF YOUR TOMORROWS"
JAMAICANS START EAAAAAAAAAAAAARLY
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What is wrong with everyone?? Why is everybody so stressed out!! If i get another phone call or text message or bbm or DM about how life sucks and people need some attention im going to turn my fuckin blackberry off!!!
Listen, dont ask me for advice, ignore it and then expect sympathy....
You are not paying me for sympathy, your actually not paying me for shyt ....
Soooooooo stop bombarding me with problems you wouldnt have if you would have just listened to me in the first place. Im a great listener, but i hate whining!!!
So unless you are booking a Vacation so we can talk and roam the streeets of a foreign city or country, leave me alone with your old issues. Im not hear to listen to you talk just to hear yourself talk!! Venting is one thing, complaining is another!!
Well obviously not mother fucka .. b/c youre here making a fucking scene, and im here not giving a fuck.
I hate when these punk ass local celebrities / fake ass socialites act like everyone owes them something b/c they interned somewhere or is related to someone or worst just party all the time and assume they are good.
If you ever go somewhere and start making a scene outside on a line or inside the club because someone didnt put you on a list or is charging you to get in that is sooooo wack!!! If you were invited you would be on the list, if you were that important then you wouldnt have to pay. If none of those two happened then i suggest you do one out of two things
1)SFTU and dig in ya pockets and introduce some dead presidents to my friend Cash Last Name Register
2)Tun around with what little pride you have left because your not gettin past these ....
YOURE NOT MY FRIEND ... I DONT OWE YOU SHYT!!!!
STOP TRYING TO MAKE YOUR OLD PUSSY LOOK NEW --
I GOT THE #PUSSYFAX!!!
So i really wasnt going to post many new blogs because i wanted to blog above this to be the 1st thing ppl see when they visit my page, but im gong to pre date this post b/c i was inspired by my girl @BrookandtheCity on twitter (http://www.absolutebrook.com/) and i had to post this shyt!!
Anyway, #PUSSYFAX for those of you who cant figure it out is Car Fax for the Pussy. I know a lot of you women would really approach your sales pitch and price you place on your pussy much differently if #PUSSYFAX was available to those who are interested.
#PUSSYFAX forces bitches to stop claiming low mileage on their pussy when they know they have been picking up hitchhikers from Coast to Coast or been taking that i95 route from the south to the north like they moving guns and drugs. If you're pussy isworn out and ran down its cool, just own it, dont front. I understand you got new tires, maybe even got a fresh paint job, but unlike a car, you cant just get a new Twat. The one you got you are stuck with, so stop trying false advertising your 75k Twatage (twat mileage) as 12k.
Now im not judging you if you have high twatage on your pussy or if its a lil beat up a lil bit, to each its own. Everyone doesnt like to keep the pussy in the garage and that is totally cool! Its your pussy and only you can decide how often to take it out for a rid and "I" will never judge you for that. Some people like hoopties, its what they can afford, it might hold sentimental value, it fits their image, WHATEVER!! But, no one wants to pay Aston Martin prices for a hoop ride!! Just be honest with your merchandise and stop trying to bamboozle people.
#PUSSYFAX is something that would save a lot of you impulse buying ass niggas alot of heartache, money, and confusion. Some of you just love jumping into anything that looks new and shiny. Yall got to be careful, after a few weeks you are gonna wonder why the pussy is always in the shop. If you had #PUSSYFAX you would know this bitch is too damn fast with the pussy and dont know how to pump her brakes, so she always in need of some work b/c that shyt is worn the fuck out.
#PussyFax will help niggas realize that when the chick says she has only had "one owner" all she really means is that one person owned it but has been renting the pussy out on a WEEKLY basis!!!
If yall were honest sellers, we woulndt need #PussyFax, big shout to the ladies with high and low Twatage but keep it 100!!
BEENIE MAN - WYCLEF - BUNJI GARLIN - MR VEGAS & ONE MORE SURPRISE TO BE ANNOUNCED!!!
It gets no better than this..
5 HUGE VIP ROOMS | 4 FLOORS
3 Stages | 2 MANY CELEBRITIES & DJS
And 1 CRAZY PARTY
NYC GET READY!!
CHECK OUT MY GIRL NIRVANA'S
upcoming NYC show at HIGHLINE BALLROOM!!
WHEN: Saturday August 22, 2009
WHERE: Highline Ballroom- 431 West 16th Street (between 9th & 10th ave)
COST: $10 in advance/ $25 at the door
FOR TICKET PURCHASE PLEASE CONTACT:(914) 224-1008
TIME: doors open at 11p show starts at MIDNIGHT
No one says you have to live in the streets, in a Club, in a Lounge, in a Museum. However, you can live in your house and still leave your house!! TRUST ME!!!!
What the fuck do people do in their house all night every night - I'm not judging, I'm really just asking
There is but so much WE Channel - ESPN - HBO - etc that people can watch. I'm sure you have seen all ya DVD's 3 times each
I'm sure ill here - not everyone parties for a living Vegas some of us have fucking jobs! Ok! But What do you do?? Are you really working that hard at your job? I know people dont do shyt at work, b/c yall be the same ones on Facebook, Myspace, blogger and Twitter all damn day!!
I cant forget the infamous - "going out is soo Boring and Lame!" Really? So sitting on you couch slouching all night watching re runs of MASH is what cool people do? Thats not lame right?? Why are you 30 and under and know damn near all the episodes of MASH. We need to have a conversations about what "cool people do"
I'm not saying that its a guaranteed good time every time you go out- but its not a guaranteed good time when u stay in your house either. Especially if yall live in NYC!!! Then yall be the 1st ones to say, NYC is soo boring i want to move out of here!! Well leave, cause if all you do is stay in your crib, your not adding to or experiencing the NYC Lifestyle, Nightlife etc.
Yall be the midlife crisis motherfuckas buying motorcycles at 50+ - bitch pls you aint Benjamin Button!! Just because you were 50+ when you were in your 20's doesnt mean you are gonna be 20+ in your damn 50's --- GET THE FUCK OUTA HERE!!!!!
Also, for those people that scream "Fhuk that I have my boo @ home" shyt! Yall in a fire hazard relationship! Waay to crowded, that's not safe, ppl need space! So stay up underneath that person and you are gonna burn down that relationship. GET A LIFE!!! Please NYC needs NY'rs -- we are being ran out of the streets and the city by all these DAMN TRANSPLANTS!!! IM GOING CRAAZY!!!
This blog is directly from a Late Night Blog rant i had recently ...
www.twitter.com/MrVegasNYC
I fucking hate dogs because i was bit by one when i was in Jamaica when I was a kid. However, through the years, i have learned to forgive but not forget. So now im looking for a man's best friend. I do have a few human BFF's but I think its about time for my Dog!!!
So i have been quietly pondering the K9 thing for a few yrs and I am sure of what i dont want. I definitely didnt want a big city nigga dog -- thats not my character. I dont think i would get along with those aggressive and intimidating animals.
However, i sure as hell dont want the Gay Man or the Socialite Dogs either. That definitely isnt my thing. If youre walking around with a fucking Yorkie as a man, I think your gay!! Thats just me ...
So now, i have to think about what kind of dog would work in the city. Through my research, i came up with two dogs ...
The Boxer is my quality 2nd choice. Its a lean looking animal, not small, but not overly aggressive. Quality K9!!
However, The Vizsla is my numero uno.
I have to take him to the park twice a day or maybe put him on the treadmill, but this dog is almost perfect
- Athletic Build
- No Dog Smell
- No real health problems
- Not too big/Not too small
- and definitely not a dog you see everyday.
PERFECT VEGAS INTERNATIONAL DOG!!!
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Just because it wasnt what you thought it was going to be or he didnt size up to what you imagined, you still spread it and gave that nigga the pussy. You cant discount him b/c he didnt beat it up, you have to count it because you are the one that gave it up!!
I always hated how women discount niggas they didnt like the sexs with b/c they had little dicks, or only fucked them for like 95 seconds. If someone asks how many ppl you have slept with, that does not mean how many mind blowing sexual experiences have you had, it simply means, now many niggas did you give you pussy to??
I dont think women should be able to get off the hook for making bad pussy decisions. However, It seems like thats what a lot of yall do. Only claiming about 75% of the niggas that fucked you. If you decided to let bend over or lay on you back and welcome that wack nigga into you pussy, you should not only count it ... but be penalized for making poor pussy decisions! He fucked you, so stop fronting ... just because you wanted this ....
But instead it turned out like this ....
IT DOESNT MATTER ... YOU STILL GAVE HIM THIS ...
but ... You get what you pay for ...
Its come to the point in NYC and its seems everywhere I go that people are their own celebrity. People complain about Nightlife .. people complain about things to do, but no one wants to do contribute to anything good. When there is a quality event no one wants to pay for it, then blame the culture of nightlife for it sucking. Well if you dont want to party w/ broke people who are not on your level, the maybe you should not act broke and get off their level.
"Parties were fun back in they day" -- "the clubs are not the same" -- "I hate parting w/ little kids" ..... Well you know what was going on back then, you were probably paying to get into the club. People learn a promoters name and expect everything to be Free! No real promoter is opposed to allowing a patron a night or two on the house, but if you dont "support" and only come out when you can get in for FREE ... im sorry, but that is not support.
Everyone has heard, i have payed my debt to the party game, I dont pay for parties anymore, yada yada yada .... but because you shopped at the same Supermarket since you were a kid do you go in and get free groceries, because you have been going to the same doctor for years do just call him and say im coming in and there is no charge? Why is it that people think "Parties" and people who do them dont have to make money? "You dont need my money, look at how many people are in here" ... HOW DOES THAT MAKE SENSE??
"I support your parties all the time" .... that is the most annoying thing i hear from people every fucking day ... as my boy @ZipLoc718 would say, "Yall dont know the definition of support, b/c you come here for free, drink for free, and want all your friends to do the same, that is not support, YOURE A PARASITE!!!!
If you come to an event, pay like you way, and happen to meet someone who does it and also bring paying people that is support!!! Asking for favors every week and not coming anywhere unless its free and you drink for free is leaching!!! YOURE A LEACH!!!!
This party game is a business like any other, and we do appreciate our patrons, customers. We do whatever we can to make others feel comfortable and provide a safe and fun atmosphere, but like everything in the damn world, it cost money to do things the right way! Why must do all the work to put things together, pay for everything, and then you decide you are not even going to come "support" ... so when we do get the young ones out, or the people you feel are better than to come out and pay, why are you complaining about them being around and in the same building when you wont raise a finger to do something about it.
The demise of NYC nightlife is that everyone is a fucking celebrity, but celebrities have followers, and their followers pay to be around them, so if you are soo got damn special, bring me some revenue so you can be comp'd and stop complaining and blowing up my damn phone.
If you know me well enough, sure, you dont have to wait on line ... that is what you deserve for coming out and speaking to the people who you need to speak to, but 3 times a year, and you never pay, does not say "support"
If you are better than that chick in a $20 dollar dress, or better than that dude in a 3x button up and dirty timbs, then act that way. I mean, they look broke, but come and have a good time, you look like your not, and complain about not having a good time. The peers you feel like you have, have money, even the broke ones you feel like you are better than have money, try putting together something with your own money and getting to "support" and you will see what its like out here in these streets for "Real Promoters."
EVERY MONTH SHOWCASE ENTERTAINMENT AND POWER105 BRING YOU THE BEST ARTIST IN THE GAME.
EVERYONE FABOLOUS, TRAY SONGZ, RED CAFE, MARI0, DAY 26, THE DREAM, JERIMIH, AND MUCH MORE
THIS MONTH WE BRING: RYAN LESLIE, LETOYA LUCKETT, AMERIE, AND LYFE JENNINGS
Reggae legend Beres Hammond, known especially for his romantic lovers rock, boasts a mellifluous voice, moving lyrics, and dynamic live performances. During his 35-plus year career, his unforgettable anthems have included "Groovy Little Thing," "Putting Up Resistance," and "Tempted to Touch."
This year, Hammond is celebrating the release of his newest—and 25th—album, A Moment In Time, which includes Hammond's signature rhythms, from sensual R&B to avant-garde jazz to innovative reggae, backed by some of Jamaica's finest musicians. Performing with special guests Culture on both evenings and Marcia Griffiths on Friday only, Hammond is a true master of his field, and continues to create new sounds and seduce new audiences.
BAM Howard Gilman Opera House
Wed, Jul 15
Tickets: $58, 78, 88, 98
Fri, Jul 17
Tickets: $60, 85, 99, 125
No summer is complete without a good barbecue...and with it being July, you know what time it is, time for THE OFFICIAL OUTDOOR EVENT OF THE SUMMER - HEATWAVE 9.0: the annual MIHventures bbq.
For eight years straight, MIHventures has hosted the premiere event of the summer, as we bring together patrons, clients, associates, friends and family for a day in the park. Last year we had over 1000 people bless us with their presence and as we continue to grow, so does the size of the event...this year we expect nothing but more beautiful faces, food, and fun.
See pictures from years past
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This is that event that you will hear about all year and you don't want to miss...
TRUST US ON THIS ONE.
We're taking over Prospect Park...are you with us!?!
Directions: 2,3 to Grand Army Plaza or Q to 7th Avenue
Enter via Grand Army Plaza entrance to Long Meadow Field
Special Guests Hosts: The GEO Group, GRAE Enterprises, Black Jack Hoya, Healing Hands Mobile Spa & McGee’s Catering
Music by: DJ DELUXE and Special Guests
This is a FREE event, so please come in good spirits to have a good time.
Yes, I came home to write because staying in the streets wasnt a good idea for me at all what so ever....
Anyway, the day was sunny, the evening was good, the night was fun, the morning ... NOT SO MUCH!!!
#Ihate loud, broke, obnoxious ppl who obviously dont have a clue in life.
Thats all i have to say, I have never been a Internet thug or gangster a day in my life. Have a good night, im about to blow something.
Now, if you know me even a little bit, you know i love to play devil's advocate and I hate front running for the most part, unless I myself am the front runner, then hop on the bandwagon, lol.
I also am not a big fan of Hip Hop or Rap music, but i do listen to it and have been for a long time. You would also know that im a HUGE Jay-Z fan. Now, some people like to call me arrogant and cocky which i often like to refute, but it is what it is. By no means what so ever am i comparing myself to Hov, however in this instance, i do see a parallel and im going to speak on it.
Listen, if you are a broke, upcoming, 2 or 3 albums (maybe 1.2 -4 millions sold) you really should have to get permission to talk shyt about Hov or even mention his name. You are not in his weight class, in his tax bracket, in his skill bracket, in this legend bracket, in his fame bracket, in his cool bracket, not even in his bitch bracket (that being bitches he fucks w/ and bitches you fuck with). These corny ass little kids and thousandairs want to call out Jay-Z out his name and refer to him as "old man" are simply just ridiculous to me. You have no leg to stand on, you have no reputability, you are barely a local celeb and i think you should be fined for even coming out your face.
If you want to call Jay-Z an old man and have someone pay you any attention, get some of that Young Money he has, Sell some albums (not ring tones), Headline a world tour(not be the opening act before the opening act). If Jay-Z is such an old man, then respect your elders lil niggaz!
Now, as for me in this situation, im not Jay-Z I dont even have a lock on NYC, and if dont I challenge you to tell me who does. Anyway, my company and I (ShowcaseEnt) have been doing this for a long time and have done it with and against some of NYC legends and held our own and come up on top time and time again. So if you want to talk shyt about us or any one of us (especially me) do a party more than once a Quarter, call a club owner and go into a meeting, set up a deal, do a weekly party that last more than 4months, travel outside of NYC and do a party, shyt, travel outside BK or BX or Qns (thats if you even made it into Manhattan yet). Dont mention my name or my company name unless your asking for the damn guest list. You're trying to get to close and as Mack says "state your name and rank from a distance" I DONT KNOW YOU DUKE!!!!!! We (ShowcaseEnt) are humble ppl ... we came from humble beginnings, but we have earned respect and demand it. Our dues have been payed, now we will continue reaping our PROFITS!!!!!
I cant really understand why some people are soo unrealistic in life ....
I can respect that man/woman that believes they are special and deserves everything to come to them that they have worked for .... TRUST ME I GET IT...
I also dont believe a person should have to settle or belittle themselves to be happy, however "Every Rose has Its Thorn." And being realistic about life isnt settling to me.
You have a Bachelors, A Master, and a Doctorate and you're hella successful in life, that is your Rose... that is what you wanted. However, your thorn is you prob dont have that immaculate love life you thought that you would have had to make you 'complete" ... The people you date dont seem to understand you b/c your will and drive way surpasses what they do and cant fathom how you do it. Thats Your thorn.
You are a beautiful woman, great body, and actually a nice personality with somewhat of an education, but everyone loves you .. every one wants you .. you are being chased by Athletes, Actors, Millionaires that just want you as a trophy as a boo, maybe even a wifey; Thats your Rose. Unfortunately, you dont feel independent, you are not doing what you wanted to be doing with your life, you feel a bit dependent, but you are soo far in right now you can't even imagine starting over so you feel stuck in this stereotype of beautiful woman waiting for her "Prince Charming" to make youre problems go away and set up your future; Thats your thorn!
You are in a relationship with someone that you feel loves you ... he/she treats you well, does for you, tries to grow with you, you learn from each other, you make each other smile, and the only times tears come out is not b/c he puts his hands on you or she burns you (lol - had to find a reason for a man to shed a tear) --- its simply during heated arguments that everyone has; Thats your rose. Unfortunately deep inside that he is not 100% faithful or he knew her while she someone he knows' wifey or even worst side piece. Thats your thorn!! That is a thorn that could eat at any woman or any man!!
These are all things that many people would say they would not do, or would not settle for ... but the problem is people often over specialize themselves. Meaning, people always think they are more special than they really are. When reality hits, its a mother fucka, you make choices every day in your life and you just have to live with the consequences. If you want to stay in school for 12 yrs and study 6 nights a week so you can be a successful business person or lawyer or doctor, thats great!!! But dont ask why is my love life not where i want it to be. Its obvious, you love your success more than your love life .. LETS JUST KEEP IT FUNKY!!!
I JUST DONT GIVE A FUCK!!
Upon further review and a few conversations it has become painfully obvious to those around me that "I JUST DONT GIVE A FHUK!"
So as per my friend, i was told to shut my mouth and keep some of my opinions to myself, but thats just not me, so "I JUST DONT GIVE A FHUK"
Anyway, if there is something on my mind and i wanted to share ill bring it up to my twitter and my blog family and see what yall have to say ....
STAY TUNED FOR THE VEGAS FHUKRY!!!
They get beat up .... I think that is what pussy is for ... Pussies are there to get beat up ...
Grow a set ... its better to be a dick than a pussy ... at least dicks get pussy
So some of you email / twitter / facebook / blogger / and worst of all gossip gangsters need to kinda just relax yourself or go get stabbed in a shootout then go play on traffic w/ blindfolds on!!
So i said that to say this .... Relax your dry ass before you get wet up ... cuz you know what ... thats what Dicks do .. they beat pussy up and leave it Wet!!! Dont let anyone find you leaking in your hood
MY NAME IS VEGAS ... AND YES .... IM A DICK!!!!!
IM DEAD SERIOUS!!
WELL NO MORE LIQUOR FOR 2MONTHS. I STARTED JUNE 28TH AND WILL END AUGUST 28TH.
ANYONE WHO KNOWS ME KNOWS I DRINK MORE LIQUOR THAN MOST PPL DRINK WATER AND JUICE, AND SOME HAVE EVEN CALLED ME AN ALCOHOLIC. 1ST AND FOREMOST ... IM NOT AN ALCOHOLIC, ALCOHOLICS GO TO MEETINGS!!! 2ND... I DRINK B/C I CAN AND IM SOCIAL AND I ACTUALLY LIKE THE TASTE OF LIQUOR. IM ALMOST NEVER EVER DRUNK, BUT QUITE OFTEN INTOXICATED.
ANYWAY, LIKE ANYTHING IN LIFE AND ESPECIALLY YOUR VICES ... YOU MUST DO IT IN MODERATION OR HAVE SOME CONTROL OVER IT, SO ONCE A YEAR I TAKE ABOUT TWO MONTHS OFF ... LAST YEAR I DIDNT SO IM BACK ON IT AGAIN THIS YEAR.
MANY PEOPLE SAY THAT I CAN NOT DO IT ... AND THAT JUST MAKES IT EASIER, I LIVE TO PROVE PEOPLE WRONG AND I LOVE ME A GOOD OL' CHALLENGE.
ANYWAY ... IM STILL PARTYING EVERY NIGHT .. IM STILL OUT .. IM NOT STAYING HOME HIDING FROM LIQUOR B/C TO ME THATS JUST CHEATING. I HAVE SELF CONTROL AND I HAVE WILL POWER, SO FOR TWO MONTHS I WONT BE DRINKING ANY ALCOHOL.
SEE ME AT THE BAR OR MY TABLE .. I HAVE A RUNNING TAB AT MANY PLACES IN NYC, IF IM NOT DRINKING, YOU MIGHT AS WELL GET FHUKED UP FOR ME!!! LOL
SHYT ... I MIGHT EVEN START BLOGGING AGAIN ... TWITTER DONE FHUKED UP MY BLOG LIFE, BUT HEY IF IM LOOKING FOR SOMETHING TO DO OTHER THAN DRINK, I MIGHT AS WELL WRITE!!!!
AT THE END OF MY SABBATICAL FROM LIQUOR ... I WILL BE HAVING A WELCOME BACK TO THE BOTTLE PARTY THAT FRIDAY AT THE RESTAURANT
** JUMPOFFS ANYONE!!! **
.... HOWLA!!!!!!
THIS WAS MY CONCERT W/ HIM WEDNESDAY JUNE 24TH ...
JERIMIH ALSO PERFORMED RED CAFE HIT THE STAGE AND THE F.L.Y BOYS (SWAG SURF DUDES) AND OTHERS .. CHECK IT OUT.
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YOUR BOO/WIFEY/SHORTY WILL FLIP THAT REPBULICAN SWITCH .....
Yall dudes better be careful out there
dont ever listen to shyt your woman gotta say, b/c the fhuked up part is they actually mean it when they say it, so its really not their fault. However, fellas, when you have a shorty, a boo, a wifey please make sure you know that them bytches are REPUBLICANS!!!! Cuz when it gets down to it, 8/10 are gonna be PRO CHOICE ... if that thing happens ...
How many times have you heard, i dont want a relationship and you end up in one, I dont want a baby and you end up with one. Whenever they get the positive blood or EPT test, everything they said in the past goes out the fuckin window. I have seen it happen so many times to soooo many of my niggas.
They say they dont want one, they want to live their life, they are not ready, blah blah blah ..... but then when it happens they remember the last one they had back in their teen years, they start to think, well we are happy together why cant this work, they say I feel so connected.
ITS PRO LIFE WHEN YOU GOT A BOO NIGGA -
AN OUNCE OF PREVENTION IS BETTER THAN A POUND OF CURE!!!
DONT GET IT FHUKED UP - YOUR SHORTY IS REPUBLICAN - PRO LIFE!!!
BE CAREFUL OUT THERE MY DUDES......
